Haiku pit » Whinging about nothing http://haikupit.com Ruining an ancient art form 17 syllables at a time... Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:12:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 Nasal hairs: the brutal truth http://haikupit.com/haikus/nasal-hairs-the-brutal-truth http://haikupit.com/haikus/nasal-hairs-the-brutal-truth#comments Sat, 25 Jul 2009 10:58:02 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=95 What is their purpose?

Why do they sprout from my nose?

Tweezing hurts a lot

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/nasal-hairs-the-brutal-truth/feed 0 My Dad went to IKEA and all he got me was this lousy flat-pack wardrobe http://haikupit.com/haikus/my-dad-went-to-ikea-and-all-he-got-me-was-this-lousy-flat-pack-wardrobe http://haikupit.com/haikus/my-dad-went-to-ikea-and-all-he-got-me-was-this-lousy-flat-pack-wardrobe#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:38:44 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=91 Rank meatballs with jam

Sofas with names like “Malmo”

Thanks for nothing, Swedes!

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/my-dad-went-to-ikea-and-all-he-got-me-was-this-lousy-flat-pack-wardrobe/feed 0 Hayfever = no fun at all http://haikupit.com/haikus/hayfever-no-fun-at-all http://haikupit.com/haikus/hayfever-no-fun-at-all#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:33:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=74 Just can’t stop sneezing

Yellow goo seeps from my eyes

Hooray for summer!

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/hayfever-no-fun-at-all/feed 0 The one in which I write a haiku about not writing haikus http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-one-in-which-i-write-a-haiku-about-not-writing-haikus http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-one-in-which-i-write-a-haiku-about-not-writing-haikus#comments Tue, 19 May 2009 14:48:33 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=57 Two hours sleep last night

Too tired to think of updates

Sorry, haiku fans!

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-one-in-which-i-write-a-haiku-about-not-writing-haikus/feed 0 An ode to the horror of dental work http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-ode-to-the-horror-of-dental-work http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-ode-to-the-horror-of-dental-work#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 14:13:35 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=37 Strapped in the big chair

Is the pain even worth it?

Who needs teeth, really?

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-ode-to-the-horror-of-dental-work/feed 0 The unbearable sadness of watching lower league football http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-unbearable-sadness-of-watching-lower-league-football http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-unbearable-sadness-of-watching-lower-league-football#comments Thu, 23 Apr 2009 11:49:29 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=24 Freezing in the stands

What the hell is in this pie?

Referee’s a wanker

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-unbearable-sadness-of-watching-lower-league-football/feed 0 I’ve only been doing this sodding website for three days and already I’m stuck for ideas http://haikupit.com/haikus/ive-only-been-doing-this-sodding-website-for-three-days-and-already-im-stuck-for-ideas http://haikupit.com/haikus/ive-only-been-doing-this-sodding-website-for-three-days-and-already-im-stuck-for-ideas#comments Sat, 18 Apr 2009 17:31:13 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=14 A haiku a day

Harder to write than you’d think

Sod it, to the pub!

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