Nasal hairs: the brutal truth
What is their purpose?
Why do they sprout from my nose?
Tweezing hurts a lot
Tag: Whinging about nothing
My Dad went to IKEA and all he got me was this lousy flat-pack wardrobe
Rank meatballs with jam
Sofas with names like “Malmo”
Thanks for nothing, Swedes!
Hayfever = no fun at all
Just can’t stop sneezing
Yellow goo seeps from my eyes
Hooray for summer!
The one in which I write a haiku about not writing haikus
Two hours sleep last night
Too tired to think of updates
Sorry, haiku fans!
An ode to the horror of dental work
Strapped in the big chair
Is the pain even worth it?
Who needs teeth, really?