Haiku pit » PG – rated http://haikupit.com Ruining an ancient art form 17 syllables at a time... Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:12:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 I spent two quid on the lottery this week and I want it back http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-spent-two-quid-on-the-lottery-this-week-and-i-want-it-back http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-spent-two-quid-on-the-lottery-this-week-and-i-want-it-back#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:29:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=93 Play it every week

Total winnings: Bugger all

The balls, they mock me

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-spent-two-quid-on-the-lottery-this-week-and-i-want-it-back/feed 0 The plot to The Matrix, condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-the-matrix-condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-the-matrix-condensed#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:14:55 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=89 I took the red pill

To discover the real world

And two shit sequels

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-the-matrix-condensed/feed 0 In which I probably alienate most of my readers by taking the piss out of Twitter obsessives http://haikupit.com/haikus/in-which-i-probably-alienate-most-of-my-readers-by-taking-the-piss-out-of-twitter http://haikupit.com/haikus/in-which-i-probably-alienate-most-of-my-readers-by-taking-the-piss-out-of-twitter#comments Sun, 31 May 2009 16:16:42 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=71 Feel urge to update

Every time I take a shit

No-one cares at all

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/in-which-i-probably-alienate-most-of-my-readers-by-taking-the-piss-out-of-twitter/feed 0 The plot to Lord Of The Rings, condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-lord-of-the-rings-condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-lord-of-the-rings-condensed#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 13:47:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=42 Quest to destroy ring

That’s a fucking big spider

I can carry you!

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What the hell is in this pie?

Referee’s a wanker

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-unbearable-sadness-of-watching-lower-league-football/feed 0 One day in the life of a pigeon http://haikupit.com/haikus/one-day-in-the-life-of-a-pigeon http://haikupit.com/haikus/one-day-in-the-life-of-a-pigeon#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:45:25 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=3 Flying above you

A graceful dart through the air

I shit on your head

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