Haiku pit » General Bitterness http://haikupit.com Ruining an ancient art form 17 syllables at a time... Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:12:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 Festival camping is unpleasant http://haikupit.com/haikus/festival-camping-is-unpleasant http://haikupit.com/haikus/festival-camping-is-unpleasant#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:16:45 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=122 Tent full of water

Don’t even like The Killers

Think I’ve got trench foot

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/festival-camping-is-unpleasant/feed 0 World of Warcraft: a player profile http://haikupit.com/haikus/world-of-warcraft-a-player-profile http://haikupit.com/haikus/world-of-warcraft-a-player-profile#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:52:46 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=105 Live in Dad’s basement

Extensive toy collection

Social skills lacking

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/world-of-warcraft-a-player-profile/feed 0 I spent two quid on the lottery this week and I want it back http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-spent-two-quid-on-the-lottery-this-week-and-i-want-it-back http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-spent-two-quid-on-the-lottery-this-week-and-i-want-it-back#comments Fri, 24 Jul 2009 16:29:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=93 Play it every week

Total winnings: Bugger all

The balls, they mock me

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-spent-two-quid-on-the-lottery-this-week-and-i-want-it-back/feed 0 My Dad went to IKEA and all he got me was this lousy flat-pack wardrobe http://haikupit.com/haikus/my-dad-went-to-ikea-and-all-he-got-me-was-this-lousy-flat-pack-wardrobe http://haikupit.com/haikus/my-dad-went-to-ikea-and-all-he-got-me-was-this-lousy-flat-pack-wardrobe#comments Wed, 22 Jul 2009 10:38:44 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=91 Rank meatballs with jam

Sofas with names like “Malmo”

Thanks for nothing, Swedes!

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/my-dad-went-to-ikea-and-all-he-got-me-was-this-lousy-flat-pack-wardrobe/feed 0 Hayfever = no fun at all http://haikupit.com/haikus/hayfever-no-fun-at-all http://haikupit.com/haikus/hayfever-no-fun-at-all#comments Mon, 01 Jun 2009 11:33:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=74 Just can’t stop sneezing

Yellow goo seeps from my eyes

Hooray for summer!

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/hayfever-no-fun-at-all/feed 0 The slow train from Nottingham to Leeds is enough to make a man go CRAZY!! http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-slow-train-from-nottingham-to-leeds-is-enough-to-make-a-man-go-crazy http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-slow-train-from-nottingham-to-leeds-is-enough-to-make-a-man-go-crazy#comments Fri, 22 May 2009 14:27:24 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=60 Ancient, creaking train

Girl behind with loud music

I may kill her soon

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-slow-train-from-nottingham-to-leeds-is-enough-to-make-a-man-go-crazy/feed 0 An ode to the horror of dental work http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-ode-to-the-horror-of-dental-work http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-ode-to-the-horror-of-dental-work#comments Thu, 14 May 2009 14:13:35 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=37 Strapped in the big chair

Is the pain even worth it?

Who needs teeth, really?

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-ode-to-the-horror-of-dental-work/feed 0 An insight into the thought processes of a Daily Mail reader http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-insight-into-the-thought-processes-of-a-daily-mail-reader http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-insight-into-the-thought-processes-of-a-daily-mail-reader#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:30:20 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=22 Late for work today

Too much traffic on the roads

I blame immigrants

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-insight-into-the-thought-processes-of-a-daily-mail-reader/feed 0 I went to McDonalds once and I still haven’t fully recovered http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-went-to-mcdonalds-once-and-i-still-havent-fully-recovered http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-went-to-mcdonalds-once-and-i-still-havent-fully-recovered#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:35:02 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=10 Mouthful of gristle

I think someone spat in this

Hello, heart disease

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