Festival camping is unpleasant
Tent full of water
Don’t even like The Killers
Think I’ve got trench foot
Tag: General Bitterness
World of Warcraft: a player profile
Live in Dad’s basement
Extensive toy collection
Social skills lacking
I spent two quid on the lottery this week and I want it back
Play it every week
Total winnings: Bugger all
The balls, they mock me
My Dad went to IKEA and all he got me was this lousy flat-pack wardrobe
Rank meatballs with jam
Sofas with names like “Malmo”
Thanks for nothing, Swedes!
Hayfever = no fun at all
Just can’t stop sneezing
Yellow goo seeps from my eyes
Hooray for summer!