In which I probably alienate most of my readers by taking the piss out of Twitter obsessives
Feel urge to update
Every time I take a shit
No-one cares at all
Tag: “Edgy” Social Commentary
An insight into the thought processes of a Daily Mail reader
Late for work today
Too much traffic on the roads
I blame immigrants
I went to McDonalds once and I still haven’t fully recovered
Mouthful of gristle
I think someone spat in this
Hello, heart disease
The endless cycle of student life or How I improved my immune system by living in filth for three years
Wake up on sofa
Donner kebab stuck to face
What time’s Neighbours on?