Haiku pit » “Edgy” Social Commentary http://haikupit.com Ruining an ancient art form 17 syllables at a time... Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:12:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 Festival camping is unpleasant http://haikupit.com/haikus/festival-camping-is-unpleasant http://haikupit.com/haikus/festival-camping-is-unpleasant#comments Fri, 07 Aug 2009 14:16:45 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=122 Tent full of water

Don’t even like The Killers

Think I’ve got trench foot

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/festival-camping-is-unpleasant/feed 0 I measure my self worth in number of Facebook friends http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-measure-my-self-worth-in-number-of-facebook-friends http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-measure-my-self-worth-in-number-of-facebook-friends#comments Mon, 03 Aug 2009 11:32:22 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=113 Got four hundred friends

I poke them all every day

I should get a life

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-measure-my-self-worth-in-number-of-facebook-friends/feed 0 Spending drunken nights on eBay is a dangerous game http://haikupit.com/haikus/spending-drunken-nights-on-ebay-is-a-dangerous-game http://haikupit.com/haikus/spending-drunken-nights-on-ebay-is-a-dangerous-game#comments Sun, 02 Aug 2009 07:57:35 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=109 Bought a new TV

Only went on for some shoes

Impulse buy nightmare

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/spending-drunken-nights-on-ebay-is-a-dangerous-game/feed 0 World of Warcraft: a player profile http://haikupit.com/haikus/world-of-warcraft-a-player-profile http://haikupit.com/haikus/world-of-warcraft-a-player-profile#comments Sat, 01 Aug 2009 08:52:46 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=105 Live in Dad’s basement

Extensive toy collection

Social skills lacking

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/world-of-warcraft-a-player-profile/feed 0 The ballad of Eric the emo kid http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-ballad-of-eric-the-emo-kid http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-ballad-of-eric-the-emo-kid#comments Mon, 27 Jul 2009 08:55:14 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=97 My pants are so tight

That future kids are at risk

I’m off to cry now

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-ballad-of-eric-the-emo-kid/feed 1 In which I probably alienate most of my readers by taking the piss out of Twitter obsessives http://haikupit.com/haikus/in-which-i-probably-alienate-most-of-my-readers-by-taking-the-piss-out-of-twitter http://haikupit.com/haikus/in-which-i-probably-alienate-most-of-my-readers-by-taking-the-piss-out-of-twitter#comments Sun, 31 May 2009 16:16:42 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=71 Feel urge to update

Every time I take a shit

No-one cares at all

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/in-which-i-probably-alienate-most-of-my-readers-by-taking-the-piss-out-of-twitter/feed 0 An insight into the thought processes of a Daily Mail reader http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-insight-into-the-thought-processes-of-a-daily-mail-reader http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-insight-into-the-thought-processes-of-a-daily-mail-reader#comments Tue, 21 Apr 2009 15:30:20 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=22 Late for work today

Too much traffic on the roads

I blame immigrants

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/an-insight-into-the-thought-processes-of-a-daily-mail-reader/feed 0 I went to McDonalds once and I still haven’t fully recovered http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-went-to-mcdonalds-once-and-i-still-havent-fully-recovered http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-went-to-mcdonalds-once-and-i-still-havent-fully-recovered#comments Fri, 17 Apr 2009 15:35:02 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=10 Mouthful of gristle

I think someone spat in this

Hello, heart disease

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/i-went-to-mcdonalds-once-and-i-still-havent-fully-recovered/feed 0 The endless cycle of student life or How I improved my immune system by living in filth for three years http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-endless-cycle-of-student-life-or-how-i-improved-my-immune-system-by-living-in-filth-for-three-years http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-endless-cycle-of-student-life-or-how-i-improved-my-immune-system-by-living-in-filth-for-three-years#comments Thu, 16 Apr 2009 15:54:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=7 Wake up on sofa

Donner kebab stuck to face

What time’s Neighbours on?

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