Festival camping is unpleasant
Tent full of water
Don’t even like The Killers
Think I’ve got trench foot
Tag: “Edgy” Social Commentary
I measure my self worth in number of Facebook friends
Got four hundred friends
I poke them all every day
I should get a life
Spending drunken nights on eBay is a dangerous game
Bought a new TV
Only went on for some shoes
Impulse buy nightmare
World of Warcraft: a player profile
Live in Dad’s basement
Extensive toy collection
Social skills lacking
The ballad of Eric the emo kid
My pants are so tight
That future kids are at risk
I’m off to cry now