Haiku pit » Condensed films http://haikupit.com Ruining an ancient art form 17 syllables at a time... Sun, 06 Sep 2009 14:12:36 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.3 en hourly 1 The plot to Titanic, condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-titanic-condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-titanic-condensed#comments Thu, 06 Aug 2009 09:17:57 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=120 Big ship hits iceberg

Women and children first, please!

Winslet gets nekkid

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-titanic-condensed/feed 0 The plot to Home Alone, condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-home-alone-condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-home-alone-condensed#comments Fri, 31 Jul 2009 08:09:40 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=103 Macauley Culkin

Abandoned by his parents

Cue hi-jinks galore

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-home-alone-condensed/feed 0 The plot to The Matrix, condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-the-matrix-condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-the-matrix-condensed#comments Tue, 21 Jul 2009 09:14:55 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=89 I took the red pill

To discover the real world

And two shit sequels

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-the-matrix-condensed/feed 0 A sneak peek at the diary of Marty McFly, October 26th, 1985 http://haikupit.com/haikus/a-sneak-peek-at-the-diary-of-marty-mcfly-october-26th-1985 http://haikupit.com/haikus/a-sneak-peek-at-the-diary-of-marty-mcfly-october-26th-1985#comments Wed, 27 May 2009 15:33:10 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=68 I went back in time

And invented the skateboard

My mother was hot

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]]> http://haikupit.com/haikus/a-sneak-peek-at-the-diary-of-marty-mcfly-october-26th-1985/feed 0 The plot to Lord Of The Rings, condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-lord-of-the-rings-condensed http://haikupit.com/haikus/the-plot-to-lord-of-the-rings-condensed#comments Fri, 15 May 2009 13:47:16 +0000 Andy http://haikupit.com/?p=42 Quest to destroy ring

That’s a fucking big spider

I can carry you!

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At a dinosaur theme park

They can open doors!

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