The plot to Titanic, condensed
Big ship hits iceberg
Women and children first, please!
Winslet gets nekkid
Tag: Condensed films
The plot to Home Alone, condensed
Macauley Culkin
Abandoned by his parents
Cue hi-jinks galore
The plot to The Matrix, condensed
I took the red pill
To discover the real world
And two shit sequels
A sneak peek at the diary of Marty McFly, October 26th, 1985
I went back in time
And invented the skateboard
My mother was hot
The plot to Lord Of The Rings, condensed
Quest to destroy ring
That’s a fucking big spider
I can carry you!