I went back in time
And invented the skateboard
My mother was hot
Too much booze isn’t big or clever, children
Ah, lovely whiskey
A drink that has no equal
My liver hates you
The slow train from Nottingham to Leeds is enough to make a man go CRAZY!!
Ancient, creaking train
Girl behind with loud music
I may kill her soon
The one in which I write a haiku about not writing haikus
Two hours sleep last night
Too tired to think of updates
Sorry, haiku fans!
Confessions of a depressed Bic razor
I spend my whole life
Removing your surplus hair
No! Not the arse crack!