Five whole days more work
Might call in sick with swine flu
Where’d my weekend go?
The reason there haven’t been any new haikus on here in about a month
No posts recently
Was away in the States
Not that people care…
A bluffers guide to surrealism
A surreal haiku
Doesn’t need to make much sense
Observatory
Hayfever = no fun at all
Just can’t stop sneezing
Yellow goo seeps from my eyes
Hooray for summer!
In which I probably alienate most of my readers by taking the piss out of Twitter obsessives
Feel urge to update
Every time I take a shit
No-one cares at all