Bought a new TV
Only went on for some shoes
Impulse buy nightmare
World of Warcraft: a player profile
Live in Dad’s basement
Extensive toy collection
Social skills lacking
The plot to Home Alone, condensed
Macauley Culkin
Abandoned by his parents
Cue hi-jinks galore
The story of my time at university. In three words.
Opportunity
Irresponsibility
Qualifications
What Tiddles the cat is thinking when you get home from work
Oh, it’s you again
I don’t care how your day was
Open the cat food!