Archive

• I haven’t (entirely…) forgotten about this site

  0 Comments | September 6th, 2009

• Festival camping is unpleasant

  0 Comments | August 7th, 2009

• The plot to Titanic, condensed

  0 Comments | August 6th, 2009

• This haiku is about rebellion

  0 Comments | August 4th, 2009

• I measure my self worth in number of Facebook friends

  0 Comments | August 3rd, 2009

• Spending drunken nights on eBay is a dangerous game

  0 Comments | August 2nd, 2009

• World of Warcraft: a player profile

  0 Comments | August 1st, 2009

• The plot to Home Alone, condensed

  0 Comments | July 31st, 2009

• The story of my time at university. In three words.

  0 Comments | July 30th, 2009

• What Tiddles the cat is thinking when you get home from work

  2 Comments | July 28th, 2009

• The ballad of Eric the emo kid

  1 Comment | July 27th, 2009

• Nasal hairs: the brutal truth

  0 Comments | July 25th, 2009

• I spent two quid on the lottery this week and I want it back

  0 Comments | July 24th, 2009

• My Dad went to IKEA and all he got me was this lousy flat-pack wardrobe

  0 Comments | July 22nd, 2009

• The plot to The Matrix, condensed

  0 Comments | July 21st, 2009

• Just like you, I hate Monday mornings

  0 Comments | July 20th, 2009

• The reason there haven’t been any new haikus on here in about a month

  1 Comment | July 16th, 2009

• A bluffers guide to surrealism

  0 Comments | June 7th, 2009

• Hayfever = no fun at all

  0 Comments | June 1st, 2009

• In which I probably alienate most of my readers by taking the piss out of Twitter obsessives

  0 Comments | May 31st, 2009

• A sneak peek at the diary of Marty McFly, October 26th, 1985

  0 Comments | May 27th, 2009

• Too much booze isn’t big or clever, children

  0 Comments | May 26th, 2009

• The slow train from Nottingham to Leeds is enough to make a man go CRAZY!!

  0 Comments | May 22nd, 2009

• The one in which I write a haiku about not writing haikus

  0 Comments | May 19th, 2009

• Confessions of a depressed Bic razor

  0 Comments | May 17th, 2009

• The plot to Lord Of The Rings, condensed

  0 Comments | May 15th, 2009

• An ode to the horror of dental work

  0 Comments | May 14th, 2009

• Handy hints to beat the recession from haikupit.com

  0 Comments | May 12th, 2009

• The unbearable sadness of watching lower league football

  0 Comments | April 23rd, 2009

• An insight into the thought processes of a Daily Mail reader

  0 Comments | April 21st, 2009

• The plot to Jurassic Park, condensed

  0 Comments | April 20th, 2009

• I’ve only been doing this sodding website for three days and already I’m stuck for ideas

  0 Comments | April 18th, 2009

• I went to McDonalds once and I still haven’t fully recovered

  0 Comments | April 17th, 2009

• The endless cycle of student life or How I improved my immune system by living in filth for three years

  0 Comments | April 16th, 2009

• One day in the life of a pigeon

  0 Comments | April 16th, 2009