Festival camping is unpleasant
Tent full of water
Don’t even like The Killers
Think I’ve got trench foot
Month: August, 2009
The plot to Titanic, condensed
Big ship hits iceberg
Women and children first, please!
Winslet gets nekkid
This haiku is about rebellion
In haiku, as life
Rules are made to be broken
See?
I measure my self worth in number of Facebook friends
Got four hundred friends
I poke them all every day
I should get a life
Spending drunken nights on eBay is a dangerous game
Bought a new TV
Only went on for some shoes
Impulse buy nightmare