I spent two quid on the lottery this week and I want it back
Play it every week
Total winnings: Bugger all
The balls, they mock me
Month: July, 2009
My Dad went to IKEA and all he got me was this lousy flat-pack wardrobe
Rank meatballs with jam
Sofas with names like “Malmo”
Thanks for nothing, Swedes!
The plot to The Matrix, condensed
I took the red pill
To discover the real world
And two shit sequels
Just like you, I hate Monday mornings
Five whole days more work
Might call in sick with swine flu
Where’d my weekend go?
The reason there haven’t been any new haikus on here in about a month
No posts recently
Was away in the States
Not that people care…