The plot to Home Alone, condensed
Macauley Culkin
Abandoned by his parents
Cue hi-jinks galore
Month: July, 2009
The story of my time at university. In three words.
Opportunity
Irresponsibility
Qualifications
What Tiddles the cat is thinking when you get home from work
Oh, it’s you again
I don’t care how your day was
Open the cat food!
The ballad of Eric the emo kid
My pants are so tight
That future kids are at risk
I’m off to cry now
Nasal hairs: the brutal truth
What is their purpose?
Why do they sprout from my nose?
Tweezing hurts a lot