Confessions of a depressed Bic razor
I spend my whole life
Removing your surplus hair
No! Not the arse crack!
I spend my whole life
Removing your surplus hair
No! Not the arse crack!
Quest to destroy ring
That’s a fucking big spider
I can carry you!
Strapped in the big chair
Is the pain even worth it?
Who needs teeth, really?
Reuse your bog roll
Steal food out of next door’s bins
Eat your pet hamster