In which I probably alienate most of my readers by taking the piss out of Twitter obsessives
Feel urge to update
Every time I take a shit
No-one cares at all
Month: May, 2009
A sneak peek at the diary of Marty McFly, October 26th, 1985
I went back in time
And invented the skateboard
My mother was hot
Too much booze isn’t big or clever, children
Ah, lovely whiskey
A drink that has no equal
My liver hates you
The slow train from Nottingham to Leeds is enough to make a man go CRAZY!!
Ancient, creaking train
Girl behind with loud music
I may kill her soon
The one in which I write a haiku about not writing haikus
Two hours sleep last night
Too tired to think of updates
Sorry, haiku fans!