The unbearable sadness of watching lower league football
Freezing in the stands
What the hell is in this pie?
Referee’s a wanker
Month: April, 2009
An insight into the thought processes of a Daily Mail reader
Late for work today
Too much traffic on the roads
I blame immigrants
The plot to Jurassic Park, condensed
People get eaten
At a dinosaur theme park
They can open doors!
I’ve only been doing this sodding website for three days and already I’m stuck for ideas
A haiku a day
Harder to write than you’d think
Sod it, to the pub!
I went to McDonalds once and I still haven’t fully recovered
Mouthful of gristle
I think someone spat in this
Hello, heart disease